Temporary Address

Temporary Address

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The Molly Chronicles



Hi,

My human and I are beginning our marketing strategy for getting "Temporary Address" widely distributed.

It's only available on e-book now, so my first thought is to publish it through Lulu on hard copy. This is very exciting! I look forward to public appearances and book signings with my human. Maybe people will by so impressed by the book that they'll offer me liver snacks!!!!!!

A dog's life is a good llife.

Molly signing off.

Monday, May 28, 2012


Hi,

It's Molly the border collie here.

I've turned my attention to my human's book. We had a heck of a time getting the formatting right, but, thanks to hard work, we now have an e-book available on Amazon.com. It's "Temporary Address" and you can read it on a Kindle or on your computer.

My human wants me to market the book because I'm cuter than she is. Good thing I have an enormous work ethic.

Molly signing off.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Hi,

This is Molly with a passionate plea to all you dog owners - Pick up after us dogs. We can't do it ourselves. We need opposable thumbs. Give a hoot; don't polute; the @%^$#^# you step in could be your own dog's.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The Molly Chronicles



Hi, Everyone,
It's me, Molly again.

I got in huge dog trouble!!!! And it wasn't my fault. My human left a monstrous ham bone on the kitchen counter unguarded. Of course I assumed it was meant for me and, being an oportunistic feeder, removed it from the counter before she could tell me otherwise.

It was worth it!!!!

Monday, May 7, 2012

The Molly Chronicles



Hi, It's me, Molly.

My human and I went on the "Bringing Back the Natives" garden tour. They mainly care about native plants, but they also try to create habitats for butterflies and birds and bees, but not squirrels or gophers.

I mostly had to stay and guard the car because for some reason they don't want lots of dogs wandering through people's back yards.

But Annie's Annuals has a very intelligent policy of welcoming polite dogs on leash. So I got to walk with my human around Annie's Annuals. I was very well-behaved, and didn't even barkor  do anything when we saw the chickens.

My human bought a tiny pink geranium, which she thought was a big deal, but it didn't smell like squirrel or gopher or anything interesting.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The Molly Chronicles



Hi,

I'm showing Tom how to steer the boat. I show him over and over and over and he still doesn't get it right.

My human, Elaine is trying to upload to HTML. When I get finished helping Tom, I'll help her. A collie's work is never done.

Molly signing off.