EEK - With Appologies to my Friends at Haz Mat

EEK - October's Post - With Appologies to my Friends in Haz Mat


I must dehaz the haz mat in the can

Before the fire and smoke can knock me down.

I get to use the gizmos in the van.

My friends are cheering from a far-off town.



"What is this haz mat's haz?" I ask aloud.

"Perhaps a dirty bomb that could explode,

And on exploding form a toxic cloud,

Or grow a third eye to a horny toad."



The bells on the detectors make me wary.

The gas tech's warning buzzer gives me fright.

I never meant to be a mine canary.

I plan to chug a cold one Friday night.



Before the yellow smoke can knock me down,

I'll activate my feet and leave this town.