Hello to all my good friends on the Internet. I'm thrilled and excited to announce that I'm working on the first coffee table book ever written by a dog. (If you have seen a coffee table book that is allegedly written by a dog, it is probably written by the dog's human.
Anyway, I expect this book to see a million copies. The cost will be twenty thirty liver snacks. (Yum!)
Here are some excerpts for your reading enjoyment.
Love to you all,
Molly (intelligent Border Collie)
You can always tell someone's character
by sniffing his butt.
I took my human sailing on the bay.
Here I am teaching Tom how to steer the boat.
Squirrel patrol can be dangerous.
The trickiest part is getting back down.
Anyway, I expect this book to see a million copies. The cost will be
Here are some excerpts for your reading enjoyment.
Love to you all,
Molly (intelligent Border Collie)
by sniffing his butt.
Here I am teaching Tom how to steer the boat.
Squirrel patrol can be dangerous.
The trickiest part is getting back down.
Some of my friends from dog park-
Just kickin' back
