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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Gremlins and gophers another bit for the story

Whiskered warrior
Toothy tiller
Backyard's uninvited guest.
Furry fuzball
Fussy furball
Rototilling rodent pest.

My daffodills, with butter faces,
By the war zone called my lawn.
Comes the tunnel-digging critter,
Just a flicker,
And they're gone.

Bucktoothed varmit,
Collie's plaything
Your dirty doorway caught her eyes,
She's out to get you.
Watch the dirt fly.
The hole is now three times it's former size.

You've given me a new perspective,
I want to shoot you through the mud,
In my mind, you're Bugs and Daffy,
And I'm the furious, Elmer Fudd.


(For those of you reading my blog in Russian, this is a poem. I hope it's still funny.)



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