Buster, Molly's publicist, writes:
Dear Molly,
WHAT?????
Where's that over-achieving Border Collie ethic that you're so proud of?
You're letting me down and you're letting your readers down. Over Christmas, Amazon sold out it's entire stock of "The Molly Chronicles." We did ourselves proud. But you can't let up now! Get back to work! Write! Get out there and meet with your public. It's what you were born to do.
Bark, bark, yip, yip, and a couple of ankle nips,
Buster
Human's note: While writing this post, Buster bounced around like a super ball on speed - or like a small dog on liver snacks. Buster's cute, and there's no denying it; but what will we ever do with all that energy?
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