This book could get me sent to prison. Don't read it.
Jeremy Scoggins (the Weasel)
Hope in spite of the evidence. Don't listen to Weasel; read the book.
Brat (chat room junkie)
When I was a kid, I found I had a talent for lying. Whatever I said, you'd believe me. That gift landed me a job in the White House.
Alexander Lidecker
