I've been told that calling my human a human is disrespectful. (The complaint was lodged by a human, not by a dog.)
In the interest of peace on the internet, I'll call her "Elaine" instead of "my human". However, if a human can call me a dog instead of by my given name, I see no reason why I can't do the same withmy human Elaine.
Anyway, no disrespect was intended. I adore her. She is the liver snack in my food dish, the reason to get off the couch in the morning, the most wonderful wonder in my world.
Speaking of liver, we had liver for dinner tonight. Yummmmmmmm!
In the interest of peace on the internet, I'll call her "Elaine" instead of "my human". However, if a human can call me a dog instead of by my given name, I see no reason why I can't do the same with
Anyway, no disrespect was intended. I adore her. She is the liver snack in my food dish, the reason to get off the couch in the morning, the most wonderful wonder in my world.
Speaking of liver, we had liver for dinner tonight. Yummmmmmmm!
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