Hi, I'm back again.
I found one more Australian shepherd I'm related to. It's Cisco's great, great grandson, Sundance. He was named after a human who robbed trains, which was a really bad idea for a name if you ask me.
At that time in Hangtown, there was this place called Kate's Saloon where male humans like to drink orange water and watch female humans kick up their legs and show their crotches.
Kate was the alpha female there, and she had this little frou-frou dog called Madame Fifi. When all the kicking was over, Kate used to bounce to the front and lifte her skirt. Then Madame Fifi would jump out of Kate's undies, do a dog dance and run around to the bar where someone would give her a piece of bacon.
Well, one day, Sundance was taking a dog nap just outside Kate's saloon and he woke up just as Madame Fifi was doing her dance. Madame Fifi smelled good. She smelled really REALLY good. Sundance ran into the saloon, jumped Madame Fifi and enveloped her in a firm embrace. The humans hollered and tried to grab Sundance, but there was no stopping him, a fool in love.
Kate shrieked. She'd paid a lot money for Madame Fifi, which is a big deal to humans. Sundance got into trouble.
Later Madame Fifi gave birth to five colliedoodles who didn't know anything about sheep.
I found one more Australian shepherd I'm related to. It's Cisco's great, great grandson, Sundance. He was named after a human who robbed trains, which was a really bad idea for a name if you ask me.
At that time in Hangtown, there was this place called Kate's Saloon where male humans like to drink orange water and watch female humans kick up their legs and show their crotches.
Kate was the alpha female there, and she had this little frou-frou dog called Madame Fifi. When all the kicking was over, Kate used to bounce to the front and lifte her skirt. Then Madame Fifi would jump out of Kate's undies, do a dog dance and run around to the bar where someone would give her a piece of bacon.
Well, one day, Sundance was taking a dog nap just outside Kate's saloon and he woke up just as Madame Fifi was doing her dance. Madame Fifi smelled good. She smelled really REALLY good. Sundance ran into the saloon, jumped Madame Fifi and enveloped her in a firm embrace. The humans hollered and tried to grab Sundance, but there was no stopping him, a fool in love.
Kate shrieked. She'd paid a lot money for Madame Fifi, which is a big deal to humans. Sundance got into trouble.
Later Madame Fifi gave birth to five colliedoodles who didn't know anything about sheep.
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